This Bird Has Flown

J. Quinn, or just jq.
I know a bunch of random facts because I read so much, so people tend to tell me I'm too smart for my own good. However, I'm lacking common sense.
Catholic, Self-proclaimed nerd(fighter), Shakespeare geek, Theatre and Music Kid, Ballroom dancer, general Performing Arts geek, advice giver, mediator, IB graduate, GA Tech Freshman, helluva...Economics and International Affairs major?
Bass guitar+Double Bass+Singing+Acting+Books+Sonnets+Econ=Me
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John: So, are you going to the Behemoth show?
Patrick: Yeah, it's only twenty bucks. I guess I'm not eating, but hey, that's metal.
John: And with you out of the room, I won't be distracted as I study for British history tomorrow.
Patrick: You have the entire internet in front of you. Don't lie to me.

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If cats could talk, they’d be honest. If you talked to a cat, you know what it would say? “Fuck you, I’m a cat.

—Patrick

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Patrick: I don't speed in residential areas, because I don't want to hit a kid. God knows what that would do to my insurance. And you can quote me on that, on your tumblr, or whatever.
Leslie Anne: What if you hit a cat?
Patrick: That would be even worse. Then I'd feel bad.

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I’m not gonna make fun of Patrick. He likes cats. That’s it.

—Bethany

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John: Patrick, can you explain Big O to me?
Patrick: Big O is--
Leslie Anne: I KNOW!!

I could see myself being on the cover of the “I Love Cats” magazine.

—Patrick

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If you have a cat, it’s already perfect: it’s a cat.

—Patrick

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What, did he save you and your kittens from a burning building? Because saving you alone isn’t enough, there have to be some kittens involved.

—Patrick

Well then.

I decided to search the tumblr tag for John Quinn.

I mean, it’s perfectly reasonable to do that, so I thought “Why the hell not?”

The results are terrible. I share a name with a character from the series of novels that True Blood is based on. Apparently he is a muscular were-tiger. So, of course, the main thing I realized was that as soon as the show throws that character in, infinite True Blood fan girls will begin associating me with a were-tiger. 

Phenomenal.

Upon sharing this revelation with Patrick, he couldn’t help but laugh, as he remembered that John Quinn is the name of a Cinemax late night softcore porn director.

I shit you not. 

Let’s take a look at some of his work, shall we?

From his IMDB page:

Forbidden Science: a softcore porn series set in the future in which people satisfy urges with androids.

Sexy Urban Legends: as opposed to normal ones.

Passion Cove: An erotic drama.

My good name is soiled by porn and True Blood. If I ever work in the entertainment industry, I will almost certainly have to include an S as my middle initial, which I admit is kinda cool, but ruins the flow of my name. Try saying John Quinn. Now try saying John S. Quinn. Which one’s easier?

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Patrick is a wonderful human being. The fact that he made this proves it. Context: this was in response to a friend of ours who posted a status on fb that said “Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Sweet Baby Jesus.”

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Patrick is a wonderful human being. The fact that he made this proves it. Context: this was in response to a friend of ours who posted a status on fb that said “Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Sweet Baby Jesus.”